Goodr Nessys Midnight Orgy - The Og Sunglasses

Goodr Nessys Midnight Orgy - The Og Sunglasses

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Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made these teal on teal shades to sneak into the mix...you want in?NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.No Slip - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.,No Bounce - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.,No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).,.Made For:Running,.Great For:Biking,Beasting,.Nessy's Midnight Orgy Origin Story:LOCALS COMMEMORATE FIRST PURPORTED SIGHTING OF LOCH NESS MONSTER WITH ANNIVERSARY ORGYBY WILLIAM WALLACELos Angeles SHE had first appeared centuries ago, in Scotlands Loch Ness, with only a handful of recorded sightings. At first, the fables and tales of the jurassic Queen Nessy were pleasant in nature, joyous, in fact, as her true personality was not monstrous at all.A highly sexual being, revelers would come from around the globe to express their deepest kinks in a safe environment while feasting on the aphrodisiac slimy lakeweed that covers the depths of the loch. Polyamourous, interspecies relationships were formed there that lasted for centuries, and peace reigned throughout the World. Queen Nessy would perform burlesque water ballets for royal families and peasants alike, who came to hold hands, dance and sign treaties. It was Utopia.This glorious harmony became swathed in a black cloud as Queen Ness became one of the first proponents of feminism in Europe, spreading her empowering message across the land via rolled up paper notes in bottles. Alas, at that time, the religious sects and moustache-twirling aristocrats of Europe got wise to her message of equality, and reframed Queen Ness as a horrible Monster in order to diminish her power.Grainy photographs, eye-witness accounts, and artist renders have filled popular culture since then which have sullied her legacy.She left the public eye and nary the top of her regal head has been spotted in the Loch Ness since.Then, last Saturday at midnight, the World rejoiced when she was spotted in Echo Park Lake in Los Angeles. Doug & Christie Haymaker, a married couple of recent retirees, saw her crowning glory emerge from the lake and instantly orgasmed just at the sight of her. I am not the type to get excited unduly, but Ive never experienced arousal so intense, said Doug, 67.As the passion mounted around the lake, couples and singles, old, young, from all backgrounds and sexual orientations, were drawn, running at breakneck speeds to the lake as if pulled by fire in their loins. The world speed record was broken by 47 year old Nancy Williams, who ran from her front door in Redondo Beach into Echo Park Lake in 19 minutes flat.Dozens joined up to take part in the reawakening. As the night went on the affair became rather raucous, and yet a peaceful equality permeated the gathering. At midnight, as the crowd lit up their e-cigs and cuddled one another in the grasses around the lake, they joined in a quiet but powerful whisper, Hail Queen Nessy!Annie Leibovitz, one of the few uninebriated attendees, caught the candid shot accompanying this article. Nessys appearance was hazy as ever, but those who were there have no doubt of what they saw and felt. Hopefully, she is here to stay.
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