Goodr Iced By Yetis - The Og Sunglasses

Goodr Iced By Yetis - The Og Sunglasses

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Goodr
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.Yetis. Are they real, or just some weird Tibetan folklore? We're here to tell you, they've been right under your nose the whole time. If you ever encounter a Yeti on a run, just be ready to combine your basic hip flexor warm-up with extreme hydration in a technique we like to call Iced by Yetis.NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.No Slip - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.,No Bounce - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.,No Leopards - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).,.Made For:Running,.Great For:Biking,Beasting,.Iced by Yetis Origin Story:A foolhardy adventure? Maybe.A needlessly dangerous excursion? Possibly.The fever dream of a New York City office bro? Probably?The last chance for a set of hopeless romantics to prove their self-worth in a most irrational way? Most assuredly.It may have been all of these things or none of them, but what is certain is that our decision to spend a spring travelling with the Yeti during their annual migration from their winter home in the tunnels of the Moscow Metro (Arbatsko-Pokrovskaya Line) to the Finnish Laplands was one that would forever shape goodr.The success of the whole trip was dependent upon whether or not we could convincingly perform the ceremonial preparation and presentation of the yeti-Brnnvin, the famous and traditional alcoholic drink of the Yetis. Up to that point, all who had tried to perform the yeti-Brnnvin ceremony had failed and had been sent away in humiliation as the Yetis guffawed at their fumbling attempts.But through nefarious means of which we are not proud, we had acquired a secret that had been all but lost to history; a secret that would allow us to accurately perform the yeti-Brnnvin ceremony.While most every child learns of the Yetis during their formative years, what is less known is that the famous Russian svengali Grigori Rasputin was once a trusted advisor and confidant of the Yetis. However, in typical Rasputin fashion, one evening after a wild Yeti-party, Rasputin stole the recipe of the yeti-Brnnvin from the chief Yeti. Rasputin kept this recipe secret until he lost it gambling after losing a game of Monopoly to a gentleman by the name of Pyotr Arsenievich Smirnov, the founder of the Smirnoff vodka distillery.After acquiring the yeti-Brnnvin recipe, Pyotr Smirnov quickly realized the commercial potential of the drink and went on to mass-produce yeti-Brnnvin. And the name under which they marketed yeti-Brnnvin? Why, it was none other than Smirnoff Ice.This secret knowledge in hand, we approached the Yetis, each with a Smirnoff Ice in hand. Stopping about 10 feet in front of the largest congregation of Yetis, we quickly sank to a single knee, produced the Smirnoff Ices from behind our backs and proceeded to expertly consume the beverages as quickly as we could manage. Upon lowering the bottles from our lips, it was clear that we had succeeded.The months with the Yetis following the icing would lay the groundwork for many subsequent accomplishments, both by goodr and the Yetis. It is a small token of our appreciation that we named these sunglasses after this most epic of adventures.
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